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The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
-A novel written by me.  (via seabelle)
"Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me."
-J.K. Rowling (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)